Upon picking your baby up from his crib and unsnapping his overalls, to say, “WHERE IS YOUR DIAPER?” then you already fully appreciate the poop-laden horror of the next few minutes.

If you have not, then words will not suffice. Let me just relate that when Keeghan stood, naked, in the tub, screaming ” I DIRTY I DIRTY I DIRTY,” He Had Never Been More Right.

You may now resume your regularly scheduled nap time.